Captain PhD
We sail through Harold Night every Tuesday. Ahoy!
Stethoscopes and scalawags
The doctors of the sea.
Batten down the hatches
It’s Captain PhD.
A doctorate in dolphins
Come walk the plank, you’ll see
Everything is treasure
with Captain PhD.
Set your course for liberal arts
Adjust by one degree
Graduate with honors
It’s Captain PhD.
*Sea chanty (key of C major).
Photo by Jeff Salmore
