Matthew Schwartz

When you're old, your resumé gets longer and weirder.

Matthew worked performing improvised murder mysteries on a dinner train in the early 90s in Seattle, performed with Seattle’s TheaterSports, earned an MFA in Acting and did some fun stuff with it in New York. He won an Air Guitar competition in 2006 under the stage name Count Rockula.

Matthew now works as a PA in Emergency Psychiatry. He will not write you a prescription for that thing you have.

Current Ensembles
Hidden talent
Karaoke + Air Guitar
Day job