Rachel Dry

Growing up, listening to the “2000 year old man” in the car on the way the Hebrew school in Rutland, Vermont influenced Rachel to be funny.

It also helped her realize that being funny could make 90 minutes of carpooling three times a week somewhat more tolerable. Rachel’s superpower is elevator small talk. Gonna nail it every time. You’re not going to want the doors to open.

Rachel is originally from Middlebury, Vermont but has lived in D.C. for almost a decade. She performs stand-up around town regularly and confronts social media anxiety semi-regularly on Twitter — @rachel_dry.

Three-ingredient recipe for unexpected guests

Quinoa, curry, smugness (goes with the quinoa)

Fake advice column name

Ugh, I Know, But Your Mother Was Right About This One Too