Jacob Goodman

From the mean streets of suburban Chicago, trained on the street-rules of Catan.

Originally planned on starting classes in early 2020, but was slightly delayed by… events. Ended up terrorizing friends with my choices in tabletop games and now trying to make more reasonable choices.

– Masters degree in how the government used to function
– Multiple-time participant on local dating reality shows
– Curator of acquired feral plants and scotch bottle terrariums
– Amateur woodworker and hobbyist tinkerer
– In DC since the Bush Administration

Current Ensembles
Favorite Color
Blue
Personal hero
Never been much of a hero having person? Mr. Rodgers was a good guy?
Favorite snack
Gummy worms
Favorite word
Pamplemousse or Dajaaj
Favorite animal
Red Panda
Favorite minor fictional character
Gambit from X-Men
Hidden talent
Ability to make random sound effects to entertain children
Personal motto
It's not being lazy, it's just having a high personal inertia