12:00 PM The Finale
Everyone has come up with a brilliant idea for a sitcom premise at some point. We’ll ask a member of the audience to tell us about their unproduced sitcom hit. Then, we’ll skip straight to the end and perform the final 14ish minutes of the series finale! Will it be an epic sendoff a la Newhart or M*A*S*H*? Or will it be a cosmic letdown of Big Bang Theory proportions? Come find out! The only thing we know for sure is that it will probably end like The Sopranos — with the lights cutting out mid-scene!
Cast: Hannah Piper, David Beam, Amber Bellsdale, Rachel Kloecker, David Spears, Stephen Ho, Matt Knapper, Greg Lipper
12:14 PM WITtle Ones: The Wee-turn
Watch a bunch of improvisers and their kids say the darndest things.
Cast: Elizabeth Sanders, Jonathan Murphy, John Heiser, Dana Malone-Heiser, Lauren Woody, Neil Baron, Kristina Martinez, John Carroll, Tom Di Liberto, Julia D’Ambrosi, Steve Major, Bethany Coan, Angela Kaperniak, Mikail Faalasli, Nina Hsu, Jeff Bollen, AND THEIR KIDS
12:23 PM Magazine Dairy Announcement Presents: Books Aplenty, The Sequel
Watch what happens when improvisers try to get high-minded and literary.
Cast: Fred Gilbert, Jason McPeak, Joel Larin, Julia Marcus, Kate Gilbert, Katie Garbart
12:32 PM K-BAM! Presents: KaBOOM!
Have you ever had a situation escalate quickly or go left in a way you weren’t expecting? Watch us as we recreate your story of when some shit when KaBOOM!
Cast: Adam Rice, Bryan Lisman, Katherine Mash, Meghan Burns
12:41 PM Bedtime Story
See real-life sleepy parents bring a new bedtime story to life.
Cast: Blind Cast
12:50 PM Cameras on Your Hometown
A strange tale took place in your hometown, caught on camera in a documentary that was never made. Now, we watch the footage.
Cast: Dave Mancini, Di Lu, Kate Smith, Lindsay Brewer, Nate Delgado, Sam Hollon, Susan Higgins, Vibhu Ambil
12:59 PM Crush Ick Analysis Presents: Oops, All Crushes!
Get ready to see a simulation of a date with your crush — but uh oh, looks like a glitch made everyone crush on each other!
Cast: Abby Haverty, Danielle Steger, Gwendolyn Bogard, Mia Bloomfield
1:08 PM Disaster Flower!
A group of friends runs head first into disaster — will the power of friendship get them out?
Cast: Blind Cast
1:19 PM Overheard at Palooza
You’re not eavesdropping on purpose, but you live for a wild overheard comment? SO DO WE. Come share!
Cast: Abby Fu, Adina Lasser, Analía Gómez Vidal, Betsy Milarcik, Elizabeth Cutler, Johanna Franzen, Kacie Peterson, Lauren Gabel, Matthew Schwartz, Meaghan Griffith, Mikki Smith, Turner Meeks
1:28 PM Are We the Assholes?
See reddit stupidity in real life!
Cast: Alex Gurvich, Anna Lorch, Chau Ngo, Maxime Cugnon de Sévricourt, Patrick Greene
1:37 PM Femme&m Presents: ¡Es un escándalo!
What would happen if your telenovela had no men causing drama? Here the Femmes start, spread, and snuff out the scandal.
Cast: Madison Schneider, Liz Schurgin, Izzy Hartnett, Carolyn Clendenin, Meera Kallupura, Meghan Burns, Abby Brown, Kass Colón
1:46 PM Hype Men
The best show you’ll ever see in your life is right after us.
Cast: Eddison Wilkinson, Ryan McClure
1:51 PM Heist, Heist, Babies!
Have you ever thought about what Ocean’s 11 would be like if all the members were tired parents?
Cast: Amber Bellsdale, Elissa Heller, Kunal Duggal, Peter Tzeng
2:00 PM Fool Me. Fool Me. Go On And Fool Me.
Watch the scene’s voice of reason become the scene’s fool in no time flat!
Cast: Blind Cast
2:11 PM Pet Names
Sure, you named them Fido, Donut, Mr. Cheese, Pancetta, Olivia Benson, and Ruth Bader Pigsburg IV, but how do your pets really feel about that?
Cast: Catherine Castillo Castro, Di Lu, Elijah Giddens, Jake Rosario, Sam Hollon, Serena Bolliger, Zhao Ong
2:20 PM Notes! by Affordable Luxury (v. Geoff.0)
Can Geoff’s Affordable Luxury finally learn to take the note?
Cast:Brent Bruxton, Cassie Hoffman, Craig Gagel, Eli Okun, Emmy Harvey, Jonah Gordon, Joseph Sandoval-Bushur, Marisa Borreggine, Morgan Burris
2:30 PM Press Conference: The Musical!
Finally, all of the dazzle that those government press conferences have been missing.
Cast: David Steib, Michael Gottlieb
2:40 PM Hot Rat Summer
Two wretched creatures scurry around DC in the summertime. They crave shade, a snack, and most of all… your validation. Please love them, despite their flaws.
Cast: Genevieve Dabrowski, Sarah Herhold
2:47 PM Silentprov
Like a silent movie, but it’s a dramatic version improv style.
Cast: Blind Cast
2:54 PM Audience Pep Talk
Everyone needs a pep talk sometimes. We’re here for you, audience members!
Cast: Erick Acuña, Stacey Axler, Geoff Withuhjee, Darnell Eaton, Patrick Fleury, Dana Malone Heiser, John Heiser, Eva Lewis, Jordana Mishory, Kelsey Peters, Krystal Ramseur, Macey Schiff, Clyde Thompson, Tandra Turner, Analía Gómez Vidal
3:05 PM The Movie! (Make this a WIT Class!!!)
Prepare to watch an entire Movie made up on the spot! Will it be an Academy Award Winner or a So Bad It’s Good Cult Classic? Either way, you’re in for an experience!
Cast: Blind Cast
3:16 PM Tattoo Shop
You pitch a tattoo, we draw it on a cast member, then act out the wild or heartfelt story behind it.
Cast: Matt Knapper, Simone Gannage, Amber Bellsdale, Sabrina Shahmir, Dan O’Neil
3:26 PM Kate’s potluck
hey thanks for coming to my potluck! please clearly label your food/drink item clearly with any alergens
Cast: Kate Fridley
3:36 PM Vintage Vintage Vintage: The Improv Show
A pair of Orange Tab Levi’s in mint condition. A stranger’s varsity football jacket. Your grandmother’s wedding night lingerie. These are all things you can find at Vintage Vintage Vintage — and on this stage.
Cast: Blind Cast
3:49 PM Pugsley Presents: Musical Genre Roulette!
The music is the heart of a musical improv scene, but what happens when the pianist just plays random music?! Reggae weddings? Funk business meetings? Heavy metal Disney cruises?! We don’t know and neither will you until Pugsley Presents: Musical Genre Roulette!
Cast: Hayley Emerson, J.P. McElyea, James Freeman, Joey Scully, Jordana Mishory, Kristin Sowell, Lore Leupold, Marjanna Smith, Niv Elis, Shawn Logue
4:05 PM Emotional Basketball
Every time we grow as a person, we should get to dunk a basketball. And 1!
Cast: Becky Steffen, Betsy Milarcek, Colin McIntyre, Jared Smith, JoJo Franzen, Natalie Knack, Stephen Gabauer, William Ferriby
4:14 PM Jenna’s Back
Jenna’s Back, and she’s taking Henry and John with her to LA.
Cast: Henry Ring, Jenna Hall, John Carroll
4:21 PM World’s Greatest Dad (mug) Presents: A-mug Us
There’s a killer among us. Can these improvisers figure out who?
Cast: Abby Haverty, Catherine Mullins, Danielle Steger, David Lapkoff, Emily Dalton, Hannah Piper, Isaac Stone, Jillian Misner, Kate Fridley, Ryan McClure, Sam Ruback, Sarah Herhold, Shawn Peabody, Tim Montgomery
4:32 PM Hellcat Goes to Costco
Hellcat knows that Costco is more than just a place to get quality olive oil — it’s a place that can change your life.
Cast: Aubrey Peterson, Clare Mulligan, Devin Hiett, Kaelan Sullivan Fleury, Krystal Ali, Liz Hoke, Lori Pitts, Melissa Gedney, Sarah Baldwin, Simonica Mendes, Steph Wilson
4:45 PM The La Jonah
One improviser to play them all (the characters).
Cast: Blind Cast
4:54 PM The Urinals
Silence? Chit-chat? Backslapping?? Groaning??? This fast-paced show asks, what is urinal etiquette in 2025?
Cast: Adam Levine, Brent Bruxton, Chris Lewitzke, Eli Okun, Geoff Withuhjee, Jason Fliegel, Jeff Bollen, John Carroll, Justin Williams, Olu Okusaga, Mason Heilman, Mark Chalfant, Neil Baron, Richard Johnson, Ryan Campbell
5:03 PM The Can’t Evens Present: The Big Squeeze
Whenever these improvisers get something wrong, the room shrinks. And they get everything wrong.
Cast: Danielle Steger, Elizabeth Cutler, Meghan Faulkner
5:12 PM Mario Kondo
Mario’s moving out — and sorting his emotional baggage. Every weird item he’s hoarded sparks a scene with a run of different characters. It’s-a memory lane!
Cast: Alex Wilkinson, Cassie Hoffman, Hannah Piper, Henry Ring, Jack Barnes, Mia Bloomfield, Mikki Smith, Nick Tschernia
5:19 PM Sir Alistair Montgomery-Smythe’s Orphan School of Dramatic Arts
Sir Alistair Montgomery-Smythe has travelled all of England to assemble the finest troupe of dramatic orphans to grace the Queen’s stage.
Cast: Blind Cast
5:28 PM The Penalty Box
Don’t get on the wrong side of the ref, or you’ll end up in the penalty box.
Cast: Allison Yolo, Arielle Rich, Bethany Stokes Catherine Mullins, Jamal Newman, John Carroll, Madeline Dozier, Meghan Faulkner, Neil Baron, Turner Meeks
5:37 PM Odnamra
This show celebrates the Armando format, backwards and will feature improvised and real stories intertwined.
Cast: Amber Bellsdale, Cassie Hoffman, Chizo Nwagwu, Gwendolyn Bogard, Matt Knapper, Peter Tzeng, Sam Ruback, Stephanie Wester
5:48 PM Lights Out
“Lights Out” is a long-form improv comedy show that unfolds entirely in one continuous scene, in one location, in real time — with two of the six performers blindfolded from start to finish. No one can see where it is going, especially the lucky two chosen performers.
Cast: Ahsan Butt, Alyse Calcagno, Bradley Galvin, Garima Singal, Kenneth Bender, Michael Lawrence
5:57 PM Dead Stage Society
If the improvisers don’t show up for 15 minutes, we’re all legally allowed to ditch.
Cast: Blind Cast
6:04 PM Lisa’s Excellent Adventure!
A couple of Lisas have an excellent adventure through time, space, and movie genres!
Cast: Carlic Huynh, Chris Olinger, Lisa Schreihart
6:13 PM Vogue presents: IN THE BAG
What do Ariana Grande, Snoop Dogg, and WIT audience members have in common? VOGUE magazine wants to see what’s IN YOUR BAG.
Cast: Catherine Mullins, Danielle Steger, Erick Acuña, Gwendolyn Bogard, Joe Randazzo, John Carroll, Jonah Gordon, Jordana Mishory, MJ Welch
6:22 PM 1-800-FIREDEPARTMENT Presents: 1800s FIREDEPARTMENT
Ruffled shirts, scandalous secrets, and outdated slang! The esteemed persons of 1-800-FIREDEPARTMENT will put on their finest waistcoats and bonnets to set the Victorian era ablaze with dramatic absurdity.
Cast: Bethany Stokes, Chris D’Silva, Eli Okun, Madeline Dozier, Mikail Faalasli, Ryan McCloskey, Svend Larsen
6:31 PM All We Need
We want to do improv but we can’t do it alone. Before we can get started, all we need is…
Cast: Mia Bloomfield, Sam Ruback
6:36 PM Midwest Goodbye
What’s your goodbye style? Do you vanish without a word in a classic Irish Exit or drag things out until it’s cringe? Midwest Goodbye is a comedy show that celebrates the long, awkward, overly-polite farewells we just can’t quit. Because sometimes, the funniest part of the night… is trying to leave.
Cast: Blind Cast
6:45 PM NBA Ballers V: The Dynasty Continues
The world’s best NBA improv show, back for a fifth year.
Cast: Alissa Platz, Danielle Steger, Jared Smith, Kristina Martinez, Mandy Murphy, Neil Baron, Richie Khanh, Steve Pilloff
6:53 PM Stand Clear Of The Closing Doors Presents: Stand Clear Of The Dance Dance Revolution
Stand clear, a dance dance revolution is coming.
Cast: Henry Ring, Jojo Franzen, Mikki Smith, Nick Tschernia
6:59 PM Your Favorite Cookie Presents: Your Favorite Cookie
Your Favorite Cookie Presents: Your Favorite Cookie is exactly what it sounds like!
Cast: Abby Haverty, Beatrice Leydier, Brent Buxton, Caroline Kelly, Cassie Hoffman, Gabby Villegas, Jackson Smith, James Crisafulli, Kendall Hollimon, Ryan
7:07 PM Tags for Ages
How many improv scenes can fit into a show? TFA will attempt to set a new world record for the 4th year in a row!
Cast: Adam Fishbein, Alex Kazanas, David Lapkoff, Jamal Newman, John Carroll, Renan Snowden, Thomas Harris
7:16 PM Caution: Cats at work
These cats are on the job. After their next nap.
Cast: Allison Wilson, Amber Bellsdale, Carlic Huynh, Cat Hayes, Elijah Rakha-Shetekoff, Emerson French, James William, Matt Alexander, Meghan Faulkner, Mikki Smith, Stephanie Wester
7:21 PM Whose Button Line Is It Anyway?
An improv game show where the audience decides who has the last laugh (line)!
Cast: Blind Cast
7:30 PM Come Narrate LIZARD GIRL
We’re going to create another ridiculous book right before your eyes in our book club format, but this time we want you to be our narrators!
Cast: Bryce Slinger, David Brescia-Weiler, Jared Smith, Jessica Norman, Krystal Ali, Liz Sanders, Mikey Blunschi, Patrick Fleury