Marriedprov + Love Onion + King Bee: Side Window

Never before seen shows! D.C.'s top improvisers! Spontaneous laughs and thrills!


Saturday July 11, 2015
7:00 PM
$12 in advance, $15 at the door

Marriedprov- 2 veteran improvisers (who have been married for 16 years) portray marriage at the outer edges of boring. Turns out if you heighten boring enough, it comes all the way back around to hilarious.

Love Onion- If you’re in the market to (a) eavesdrop on an honest dialogue between cleaning supplies in a broom closet, (b) witness a marital spat resolve itself through animal sacrifice to a fictional diety, or (c) blur the lines between high society and our society’s homeless population at a mimed fashion show – peel off a layer of Love Onion!

King Bee- Do you know what your neighbors are up to right now? We do. One is baking a cake. One is trying Bikram yoga. And one is planning the takeover of a small Latin American country. (Go ahead, ask them.) In this show, King Bee will use the power of improv to discover what their neighbors are up to.

Line-Up Change: Rumpus was originally scheduled for this performance,

Important details:

  • Doors open approximately 30 minutes before curtain time. All seating is general admission except for reserved seating, which will be in the first three rows.
  • In the case of sold-out shows, seats cannot be held for late arrivals and unclaimed tickets may be resold. This includes reserved seats.
  • In the case of a sold-out shows, we may offer a limited number of half-price stand-by tickets. These seats will be on the floor in front of the first row or along the sides
  • Other questions? Check out our general FAQ.

Line-ups will be announced soon. In the meantime, you can purchase tickets here.

King Bee
Meet King Bee

"You hear me buzzin' baby. Some stingin' goin' on. Well I'm a king bee." - Muddy Waters Read More

Love Onion
Meet Love Onion

From afar, Love Onion looks like just another dirty root vegetable. But slice that baby open and you’ll find a loving heart surrounded by an emotional support system of vitamin C, calcium and iron. And that's a fact. Read More