Zach Beattie

Zach Beattie was raised by coyotes in rural Missouri and has been studying and performing improv since 2010. His coyote parents never call.

Zach moved to DC in 2015, enrolled in the WIT curriculum, and immediately started performing alone at home in the shower with a team he calls Wow That’s Sad. He competed in FIST with Mr. Sandman and is a former member of the University of Missouri’s improv troupe Comedy Wars.

He recently bought a bonsai tree, but it’s dying and he doesn’t know what went wrong. He doesn’t think he over-watered it. He is very upset by this.

Photo by Jeff Salmore

Current Ensembles
Favorite snack
Cheese (all)
Best dance move
The Bird Attack