LIZARD GIRL is a Harold Team and intramural basketball team at Washington Improv Theater.
You will know a LIZARD GIRL when you see her. You’ll know her by her walk, her talk, her this and her that; her strength, her style, her reptilian wiles.
You’ll sense her presence all around you, and will come to find that:
A LIZARD GIRL strikes like a dragon, sneaks like a gecko, and shapeshifts like a chameleon.
A LIZARD GIRL is confident in the boardroom; she leans in and takes a seat at the table.
When it’s time for a party, a LIZARD GIRL locks the doors, lowers the blinds, fires up the smoke machine, and puts on her heels.
A LIZARD GIRL doesn’t need a dim — because she’s already blacked out.
A LIZARD GIRL is a Whopper in the streets, but a McPick 2 in the sheets.
A LIZARD GIRL can tie a knot in a cherry stem.
A LIZARD GIRL can tell when you’re pregnant *six weeks* before other name-brand tests can.
A LIZARD GIRL requires a high-coverage health plan.
A LIZARD GIRL doesn’t always go to the hospital, but when she does, she prefers Sibley.
A LIZARD GIRL’s name has a “G” you pronounce. 😉
A LIZARD GIRL forgives, but she does not forget.
A LIZARD GIRL once hired Hanson to play her Bat Mitzvah, but they broke contract and didn’t play “Lucy.” She has not forgotten.
A LIZARD GIRL is a cute boy in a plaid shirt at a BBQ.
A LIZARD GIRL is staying out late on a school night.
A LIZARD GIRL is also a WIZARD GIRL.
In the game of Truth or Dare, a LIZARD GIRL always selects “dare,” because she’s already living her truth.
Did the dog eat a LIZARD GIRL’s homework? No. She did.
A LIZARD GIRL haunts her own funeral.
A LIZARD GIRL gets under your skin.
A LIZARD GIRL may shake you, a LIZARD GIRL may break you.
A LIZARD GIRL may kill off half the cast every show.
But a LIZARD GIRL always leaves you wanting more.
LIZARD GIRL: She gives you that weird feeling.
Photo by Jeff Salmore